I've upgraded your standard Interweb 188.8.131.52 to the new-fangled Webbernet 7.9! Aren't you impressed? You bloody well should be! And besides, you get to say Webbernet. So much more enjoyable than Interweb.
Oh, and be sure to check back every day to see the Headline Of The Day! It'll be that little bit of talkish-ing underneath the title.